I want to buy a piglet. They are pink with cute squiggly tails.
Oh and I want to build a snowman with a carrot for nose.
Toodles, I’m done spamming posts and watching gay porn.
Taio Cruz, Break Your Heart
I’mma tear you apart
Told you from the start,
baby from the start.
Starstrukk - 3OH!3
Now, L-o-v-e’s just another word I never learned to pronounce,
WTFFFFF TODAY IS SERIOUSLY EFFED UP.
One, I found out my stupid stupid phone contract with stupid Singtel ends next October so I can’t get a new phone or switch to Starhub student plan until next fucking year. That means no unlimited messages -> phone bill gonna go KABOOM -> Daddy’s gonna hit the roof -> I’m gonna get shit again.
Two, some fucking bird decided it was funny to take a shit on my shirt. Oh and it was an SAJC Venn PE shirt I had on so fuck it, this is a fucking omen.
Hi, thanks I’m gonna fail my A levels y’all.
FUCK.
Third, my online shopping package (Yes, I have not been studying, no surprise.) finally arrived and I found out I got fucking scammed.
This is what I fucking ordered.
This is what I fucking got.
WHO THE FUCK WEARS THIS SHIT.
My life is so damn fcuking boring, it’s driving me nuts.
This explains the boring blog alright. Reblogs of pictures, pictures, pictures. RAWR.
A’s have got to end ASAP.
I need to spruce up this blog with some photos and party drama for starters.
Fcuk exams. Fcuk stinkin’ A levels.
@!$!@$#!%$#
I heard PJ’s prom’s at butter. Well, lucky dipshits, SA got Attica. Well, not like I’m planning to stick around for long, doubt it’ll be fun.
Moreover, the presence of a couple of nasty classmates who go around talking shit about people is quite the ultimate killjoy.
I’m sure they know who they are.
