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WTFFFFF TODAY IS SERIOUSLY EFFED UP.

One, I found out my stupid stupid phone contract with stupid Singtel ends next October so I can’t get a new phone or switch to Starhub student plan until next fucking year. That means no unlimited messages -> phone bill gonna go KABOOM -> Daddy’s gonna hit the roof -> I’m gonna get shit again.

Two, some fucking bird decided it was funny to take a shit on my shirt. Oh and it was an SAJC Venn PE shirt I had on so fuck it, this is a fucking omen.

Hi, thanks I’m gonna fail my A levels y’all.

FUCK.

Third, my online shopping package (Yes, I have not been studying, no surprise.) finally arrived and I found out I got fucking scammed.

This is what I fucking ordered.

This is what I fucking got.

WHO THE FUCK WEARS THIS SHIT.